1) Is it just me, or do high school girls get sluttier and sluttier each year?
a) Grunge was not sexy.
2) That millisecond when you think your chair is going to fall from leaning back on it too far is really very scary.
3) I hate leaving the house knowing that I look good and then not seeing anyone all day. What a waste.
4) When I meet a new guy, I'm scarred of mentioning something that he hasn't told me, but was found by light internet investigation. (you do it too!)
5) Isn't Planned Parenthood inappropriately named? Shouldn't it be called Unplanned Parenthood?
6) I can't remember the last time I wasn't a little bit tired.
7) Mapquest doesn't really need to explain to me how to get out of my subdivision. I got that down.
8) I actually look forward to a red light when I need to finish a text.
9) Sometimes I watch a movie that I really liked as a child, and realize I had no idea what the fuck was going on.
10) Morbid, but true: obituaries would be more fun to read if it told how the individual died.
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