"I am entertaining the question of whether I am tan or just dirty- ya prosto ne znayu. Tomorrow's shower will reveal a lot. Until then, I maintain certainty that I exist in filth."
"Oh nonsense. Fabulous! I'm sure there are dingos, owls, and mt. lions that would do us. You think 'cave woman' translates over? (Probably takes the genitive case as woman of the cave
and loses all real meaning."
"Oh LB! Fuckem! Do not let them break you!"
"Ad for the marshrutka: skip a trip to the sauna and you'll sweat so many buckets, you'll never make another trip to the well again."
"My standards have plunged. I have a date tomorrow w/a 30 yr old ukr. It's a crawfish and beer date."
"My landlord just visited and took the chainik (tea kettle). They needed it for the dacha, she said. Then nosing in and around the kholodelnik, asked if I saw she cleaned it. I said, "yah, you need that too?" No answer.
"A little bit of me is dieing."
Eddie all the time